Why I love my sister No. 3,298

My sister got this today as a gift from a co-worker and she immediately sent it in a text message to us with the message of "This is the best present ever!"

Yes, that's a shocker shot glass.

Yes, that's my family, everybody. These ... are MY kinda people. :)

I love this freakin' paper!

Fake Jessica "roots" for the Cowboys, in an elaborate jinx hatched by the Post to help the Giants. Tony Romo tends to preform poorly with a Blonde singing girlfriend in attendance at one of his games.

The New York Post ... serious Giants fans. So much so that they put a fake Jessica Simpson at the Giants-Cowboys game yesterday.

'Boys Seeing Double: Post's 'Jess' Helps Giants KO Dallas

That might be enough to make the Giants my new favorite team.