From today's New York Post ...
The Wider Gals' Hips, The Higher Their IQ: Report
Who's a bowling pin genius? WHO??
Or ... what has two thumbs and looks like a bowling pin but is real smart?
THIS GIRL!!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Well, this explains it!
(Note to readers: That thing below -- yeah, that's the body I got cursed with. No matter how many miles I run, no matter how many squats I do, no matter how many Pilates classes I take, that doesn't change. Today's events, however, have led me to perhaps embrace my lot in life, because current scientific research answers a lot of my questions. HELL YEAH!!)
From today's New York Post ...
The Wider Gals' Hips, The Higher Their IQ: Report
Who's a bowling pin genius? WHO??
Or ... what has two thumbs and looks like a bowling pin but is real smart?
THIS GIRL!!
From today's New York Post ...
The Wider Gals' Hips, The Higher Their IQ: Report
Who's a bowling pin genius? WHO??
Or ... what has two thumbs and looks like a bowling pin but is real smart?
THIS GIRL!!
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I love news that allows you to embrace things :-D
I am embracing fact that if you put 10 of me in a triangular formation at the end of a hallway, someone would throw an eight to 10 pound ball my direction.
I chose to embrace my hips years ago. Which really does prove that I am smart. Life is a hell of a lot easier and more pleasant if you like yourself.
Smart!
I'd like to think of my relationship with myself as love-hate. I know things could always be much worse. I think I'm doing OK. :) There's a note on my fridge that says "I love me."
Fuck. I'd think of something more intelligent to say but apparently, having a 12-year-old boy's body makes me not only prey for priests gone wrong but also stupid. Double damn.
Embraceable you. Yes. Absolutely.
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